{"id":2905,"date":"2014-11-21T20:06:56","date_gmt":"2014-11-21T20:06:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/losfresnosnews.net\/?p=2905"},"modified":"2014-12-03T17:22:01","modified_gmt":"2014-12-03T17:22:01","slug":"beware-the-munchies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/losfresnosnews.net\/?p=2905","title":{"rendered":"Beware the Munchies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-2906\" src=\"https:\/\/losfresnosnews.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/CookieDough-1.jpg\" alt=\"CookieDough-1\" width=\"597\" height=\"398\" srcset=\"https:\/\/losfresnosnews.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/CookieDough-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/losfresnosnews.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/CookieDough-1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/losfresnosnews.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/CookieDough-1-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/losfresnosnews.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/CookieDough-1-405x270.jpg 405w, https:\/\/losfresnosnews.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/CookieDough-1-60x40.jpg 60w, https:\/\/losfresnosnews.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/CookieDough-1-638x425.jpg 638w, https:\/\/losfresnosnews.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/CookieDough-1-619x412.jpg 619w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 597px) 100vw, 597px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A trespasser was arrested in a Wichita, KS home in the middle of the night when the woman of the house called them to deal with a stranger in her kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>The man was arrested on suspicion of burglary although he said that he thought he was in his aunt\u2019s house, the Associated Press reported.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently the intruder was suffering from the munchies and took the time out for a midnight snack, quipped the Association of Mature American Citizens. It seems the woman came out of her bedroom at about 3:30 AM and found him in the kitchen munching away on cookie dough taken from her fridge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A trespasser was arrested in a Wichita, KS home in the middle of the night when the woman of the house called them to deal with a stranger in her kitchen. The man was arrested on suspicion of burglary although he said that he thought he was in his aunt\u2019s house, the Associated Press reported. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":2906,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/losfresnosnews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/losfresnosnews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/losfresnosnews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/losfresnosnews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/losfresnosnews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2905"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/losfresnosnews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2905\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2966,"href":"https:\/\/losfresnosnews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2905\/revisions\/2966"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/losfresnosnews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/losfresnosnews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/losfresnosnews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/losfresnosnews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}